Tag: funny
group name: theopenjournal
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June 13, 2008 11:13 AM EDT --
This morning the kids and I were sitting at the table eating our breakfast together like we always do. We were talking about what we thought we should do today. We're SO happy that it's . . . more
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September 08, 2007 03:43 PM EDT --
"I don't understand 18th century dress code. It is considered scandalous for a woman to have her elbows or knees showing, but her bosom can just run amok!"
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August 26, 2008 07:15 PM EDT --
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What do they pack Styrofoam in?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and . . . more
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May 22, 2008 11:54 AM EDT --
Every morning after we drop Chandler off at school, Stephy and I come home and make our breakfast. She always wants to help me get the bowls, spoons, milk, etc. I love that she helps me and . . . more
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October 11, 2006 12:02 AM EDT --
For the longest time, my email was something like momma24kids or something like that because being a Mom is my most important job. When we cancelled the AOL account I had to come up with another . . . more
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October 16, 2006 10:17 AM EDT --
http: sdflwi slfjsdfk wolerujas flskjdf as;efkljg gjrfiotg;esagt wsjoita etc, etc, etc,......appears on my page. Naturally, I'm bemused for I couldn't recall posting that particular article. Did . . . more
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November 17, 2006 01:42 PM EST --
Is it normal to have 17 articles written, 140 comments written and belong to 60 groups since I joined 4 days ago?
Or have I gone over the edge??
I'd really like to hear from the experts on this. . . . more
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January 10, 2008 07:45 PM EST --
Here is a joke that i ran across today
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocainbecause . . . more
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June 13, 2008 05:06 PM EDT --
Oh yes, I did just ask that! LOL! We have always taught our children the basics... the ABC's, how to count, their colors, etc. But we also taught them our phone number, address, town we . . . more
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April 09, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
My oldest daugther just came in here begging for me to try this one out. She said I wouldn't be sorry. Sure enough, I cracked up laughing.
1. Go to google.
2. Go to maps, right there above the search . . . more
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August 05, 2007 05:14 PM EDT --
Jokes 4 U
A kid and a Fridge
Child: Whenever I open the bathroom door, the light turns on automatically.
Mother: What, you little stupid. You again peed in the fridge.
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Cute Albert . . . more
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November 02, 2006 08:01 PM EST --
I miss so much on Gather.
I never have the time
I rush to my computer
and race to get online.
I'm pounding at the keyboard,
Every . . . more
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April 13, 2007 05:17 PM EDT --
Where do wedding dresses go after the wedding? How about to Mexico?
The U.S. border police recently recovered a thousand wedding gowns trying to cross the border into Mexico.
The . . . more
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April 11, 2007 09:49 AM EDT --
I darn near fell out of the chair laughing at this one, boy can I relate.
Enjoy,
Stephanie
A few minutes before the church services started, the towns people were
sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, . . . more
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October 27, 2006 02:38 AM EDT --
It was a long twelve hours of work at the recent Oracle Convention in San Francisco. During the lulls, my people watching hobby kept me from bouts of boredom. Yesterday's subject involved a man . . . more
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August 01, 2008 08:59 PM EDT --
Today was planned out
to be super great.
I had myself
a real special date.
I got the day off,
cause I worked overtime.
so I could be with
that lady of mine.
nine fourty-five’s
when she’d . . . more
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February 27, 2007 08:15 PM EST --
If you don't have kids, do yourself a great big favor right now and don't procreate. Get on the pill, have your tubes tied, snip and clip your 'little friend', tattoo a 'closed for . . . more
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March 08, 2007 06:42 AM EST --
This happened back when my Mom and Dad were dating. They couldn't afford to do too much as both families were poor, so the little places they went were fun and meant a lot. They'd gone to a play . . . more
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February 04, 2008 09:12 PM EST --
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong e-mail address...
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel . . . more
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April 15, 2007 10:27 AM EDT --
Have you ever been in a situation where you unwillingly had to pay someone money, and you thought about paying them off in pennies?
A loser in a small claims case in Michigan last month paid . . . more
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