Tag: humor
group name: theopenjournal
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November 19, 2007 10:26 AM EST --
An older brother is a...gift with no measure. Always wiser in the ways of life, guiding younger siblings along. One particular day frolicking barefoot in the grass I spotted a rather . . . more
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June 09, 2008 01:35 AM EDT --
Humor, The Last Frontier in the Man vs. Woman
This divide became eminently clear while watching television with my husband the other . . . more
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August 22, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
Bill Engvall does a comedy routine called "Here's Your Sign" where he talks about people who routinely say or do stupid things. He claims, if they just carried an "I'm . . . more
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June 16, 2008 12:18 PM EDT --
It's true, every once and a while it happens. Suddenly it's NOT funny, and neither are you.
How exactly did you lose your sense of humor? Did it get scooped up and thrown . . . more
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September 14, 2007 07:07 PM EDT --
Hawks
Search for
Plump juicy chickens
For breakfast, lunch, and dinner
They crave fresh meat from daylight to dark
So at times they must settle for just a big black nasty rat
This is known . . . more
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September 10, 2007 08:14 PM EDT --
In our first Presidential Election, the candidate who came in first became President. The one who placed second was Vice President. But in our third Presidential Election James Adams, . . . more
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June 11, 2007 02:49 AM EDT --
I don't know about you, but my dad was ten foot tall and bullet proof. His hands were made of hard leather and steel. The words he spoke were gospil, you know this because he doesn't lie. . . . more
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October 17, 2007 10:21 PM EDT --
Buddy Rich had the beat. Levon Helms has it now. Beat the drums slowly or hang it high. The drum is power-Ringo knows. It makes a brave man weak and a weak man strong. The dance of the drums calls to the . . . more
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December 29, 2006 12:11 AM EST --
"Hey, if you can watch it like this, I guess we got a keeper." I walked out of the back room in time to hear my husband finalizing his tuning efforts. He looked up at me and asked me if it was . . . more
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January 01, 2008 09:23 AM EST --
This is another one of those things that I found floating around on my computer. I'm not exactly sure what it's from. I may have been working on something fictional, as I have never lived in Omaha. . . . more
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October 16, 2006 10:17 AM EDT --
http: sdflwi slfjsdfk wolerujas flskjdf as;efkljg gjrfiotg;esagt wsjoita etc, etc, etc,......appears on my page. Naturally, I'm bemused for I couldn't recall posting that particular article. Did . . . more
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November 17, 2006 01:42 PM EST --
Is it normal to have 17 articles written, 140 comments written and belong to 60 groups since I joined 4 days ago?
Or have I gone over the edge??
I'd really like to hear from the experts on this. . . . more
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September 22, 2007 08:01 AM EDT --
Hailstones hit the tin roof
Sounding like machine gun fire
Chickens scatter in all directions
Darkness and fear cover the hen house
Chickens scatter in all directions
Sounding like machine gun fire
Hailstones . . . more
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August 05, 2007 05:14 PM EDT --
Jokes 4 U
A kid and a Fridge
Child: Whenever I open the bathroom door, the light turns on automatically.
Mother: What, you little stupid. You again peed in the fridge.
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Cute Albert . . . more
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October 28, 2007 09:26 PM EDT --
Another try at a dabble.
It was rare for Liam the Unkillable to have a day off (Much rarer than his having an off day). However, he had one. He decided to just kick back and relax. . . . more
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October 05, 2007 08:58 PM EDT --
Today I was running a little late for school. Though school is only three miles from my house on a straight stretch and perhaps takes me maybe five or six minutes from home to school, I found myself . . . more
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November 24, 2006 02:13 PM EST --
One day, a Cajun died and went to hell. The devil was making his rounds and saw the Cajun over in the corner having a party. "Hey, you! said the devil. "You're not supposed to be having a . . . more
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November 02, 2006 08:01 PM EST --
I miss so much on Gather.
I never have the time
I rush to my computer
and race to get online.
I'm pounding at the keyboard,
Every . . . more
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January 03, 2007 05:15 PM EST --
Early this afternoon the Gather Network had mysteriously shut down causing panic throughout the world. There have also been a number of reported suicide attempts. As one blogger reported, “I . . . more
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September 13, 2007 05:23 AM EDT --
My Very Own Website
Friends one and all, I now have my very own website where all of my work is collected in easy to get to sections, with simple navigation between. Please come . . . more
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